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A Diet I did Do
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Fictional, unfortunately...


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A Diet I did Do…


 


Did I go to far?


My diet did work,


My skin all gone,


I got nothing left,
Only bones,


But from me you hear no moans…


 


I can finally see again my feet,


Something I have to say right now is neat,


Before I could not see past my gut,


If I could look down my back, I would see only butt…


 


Too thin do you think I have become?


To the southern Florida diet I did succumb,


It did work beyond all expectations,


But find do I that I hit a snag, yes a minor complication…


 


I now can model for skeletal wear,


Clothing for the well dressed skeleton,


My body, yes, is in a bit of disrepair,


Maybe I should have stopped sooner, eating all that gelatin…


                © ed ~ 12/4/04


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 Reviews of "A Diet I did Do"
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on January 7, 2006
Imagine, now you can eat absolutely anything without having to worry about where it will go to. Lol. Delightful write, Ed!

God bless,

Sandie.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
Ed, it might be prudent to eat a lot right now before your skinny body blows across the Atlantic… lol. Peace thru eating and still being able to see your feet. After all, that’s why they made mirrors… lol. P.S. The butt line really cracked me up… lol. Have an easy day.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
why do you thin they call it a die_t? ;)

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
Ahh-give it up Ed..I thought women liked men with a little meat on their bones. : ) Passing you some creme filled doughnuts!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
Jaysus, Eddie M... now you can eat anything you like, since it will just slide through... give new meaning to cleaning up after yourself, doesn't it? hehe... another thought: if you break a bone, you'll know which one right away! Pretty snappy, eh? katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
You really look 'buff' in that photo, my friend, but put on those new boxer briefs you just bought; looks cold in them Jersey woods.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
Are you a model at the "DOWNUNDER" modeling school??

Hehehehe...rattling bones on THA beat of FunKy-MusiQ!!

Love Tinka




Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 5, 2004
Damn if you do
Damn if you don't
diets were meant to be broken
I must get into one, as per my doctor
told me to pick one and stick with it for "5 Years"


William .....Peace Brother


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