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Toilet Water, by Rufuz
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Daddy's gone to his interview, now I can type and play to my little hearts content...;)

Toilet Water…by Rufuz


 


A taste that has to be developed,


Use caution or the bowl could, you, envelope,


Better with the blue than the green,


Almost as good as the water in a stream…


 


Humans do not understand,


But water is water for dogs,


In my bowl, or in this one, doesn’t matter,


Boy, some humans seem to get mad as a hatter…


 


Kinda like wine, better with age,


The longer it sits, the better, are we on the same page,


For dogs they should bottle this stuff,


Can’t seem for some that they can get enough…


        © Rufuz ~ 12.7.2004    (& ed)


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 Reviews of "Toilet Water, by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on December 11, 2004
Well as my dad was always fond of saying..."Another man's junk, is another man's treasure." Obviously the same holds true for dogs! This is adorable!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Ha! Our last cat used to place all 4 paws equally balancing and slowly lower his face to the water... one tiny poke and the "water dish" would have been a swimming pool. (chuckle)

Yellow water? Stream? ICK! My water dish has a lovely stem and plenty of ice cubes. Watch out for those little "boats" floatin' in there, Ruffie! They are NOT breath fresheners! hehe katy xox.

Reviewed on December 7, 2004
(((rufuz)))

dogs gotta drink what dogs gotta drink...but are you sure you want to after your daddy's been in there?? LOL

cute write

(((HUGS))) and love from auntie karla in texas :)

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Ew Ew Ew...that's just gross!!! LOL Your daddy should make sure he always shuts the door!!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Another amusing write, Ed! Yes, our dog, Bolt, is also a connoisseur of toilet water. Consequently we try to keep the bathroom door closed. We never know when he's going to jump up and apply that toilet water to our faces. ;-)

Reviewed on December 7, 2004
nothing like drinking out of the toilet, eh, rufuz?? YUMM!! LOL

cute write! tell your daddy i am praying for him and wish him all the best!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
As long as it don't change to a different color...enjoy while you can!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Dogs are smarter than many care to believe; toilet water truly does make better soup.

PS Pls don't tell my wife; I make the soup in our house.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Ewwwww...The truth is now out...a water bowl is a water bowl is a water bowl. Be sure your funky daddy always flushes or you may be in for a nasty surprise, Rufuz. Cute write!! Transported me to the land of grins.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
Okay Rufus my Ringo and Bear like this one but agree with Ted. Wanda looks at everything outside after the rain. Ringo wants to post but can't reach the keyboard. One of the disadvantages of being so short.


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