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Scuse' me
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Scuse me, same smell, different hole...

Scuse’ me… Buuuuurrrrrppppp… The eggnog was great, Made it was in a crate, Made be burp, I mean belch, Trying to show here political correctness, Before you do, me, berate… Had my eggnog, Just before I did go for a jog, So thick it was in my tummy, It did clean me out, the second time it did not taste yummy… Talk about reflux, Your stomach definitely in flux, Do not do as I did and drink a gallon, You will find if you do how much that really sux, It was though the best I had tasted; yes the deluxe… © ed ~ 12/10/04

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 11, 2004

Oh deary me I think a gallon before a jog will kill anyone instantly!!

But fun read anyways!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 11, 2004

A gallon of eggnog before a Jog is definitely the way to go!

PS Your picture of you making your own eggnog is quite interesting; how about a cook book?!

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on December 11, 2004

Dear Ed.
What am image *gags* LOL!!!
It is not a good idea to go running with a full tummy...never mind full of eggnog. ;-)
Have a wonderful Christmas funny man!
Chanti

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on December 11, 2004

Eggnog, sounds yucky to me..

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on December 10, 2004

Silly man all is to be within moderation! Cute write.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on December 10, 2004

Ed....i used to like eggnog...note I said used to...

Funny write.

Allen

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy

Reviewed on December 10, 2004

Yuck...LOL only you Ed :)

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