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Mistle Toe Jam
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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NON-fiction, LOL! ;)


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Mistle Toe Jam…


 


That stuff that gets between your toes,


Its smell not nice and tastes worse,


Why, for sure god only knows,


Can’t use it with peanut butter,


On a sandwich or cracker,


Better to just throw it in the gutter…


 


Where it does come from again for god to know,


While wearing socks and shoes nothing gets through,


It does appear like magic and stink up your house,


Used correctly it can kill in your house a mouse…


 


Though a dog does find its taste palatable,


Though they do sniff and taste their own excrement,


So their taste not as refined as we,


Through their senses though, there are more things to see,


Maybe from them we can learn a thing or two or maybe three…


        © ed ~ 12/11/04


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Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
YIKES!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Oh geeez another stinky one....Some feet really do smell huh???

Love Tinka


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