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Computers are like woman, you can't live with them & you can't kill em'
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Scanning…


 


How many files does a computer hold?


More than I am able to read or fold,


My anti virus program does run real long,


Nothing for me to do but sing a song…


 


My computer did download all through the night,


She is ready for anything or so I think she might,


Space taken up by AOL and McAfee,


There to protect me and keep me from blight…


 


So much information, I wish my brain did work that well,


The brain has more space than it uses the truth do tell,


My computer working of late and at the moment quite swell,


My brain, on the other hand, I seem to think is burning; there is this smell…?


                © ed ~ 12/12/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2004
For two weeks I've been plagued with parasites, spiders, pop-ups (4-5 at a time)... GRRRRRRRRRRr... I'm a computer idiot... thank God for a few helpful pals who have guided me through this maze of stuff. I'm still not entirely out of the woods... WAIT... why leave the woods? It's much prettier than my computer! HA! katy xox.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 13, 2004
So you cooked the HD did you ED, hehe.

To much information downloaded matey, better F disk the drive LOL.

Cool write

Duchess sends licks to Rufuz
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
ROFL!!!
Thanks for the laugh Ed. You're a funny man!
Love Chanti

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Well penned Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
I have to agree with Sherry about the love/hate thing..though I've been hating mine more often than not as of late..lol

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
lol Very rich! 'there is this smell...? Too funny!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Very funny, Ed. I think we all have a love/hate relationship with our computers. When they are working well we love then when they fail us we feel so disappointed by them. They seem to take on an almost human feel, don't they? As far as not being able to "kill" a computer...obviously you don't know me...I have, so far, killed three. Hopefully there will never be computer cops, or I may be locked in a virus vault for the rest of my natural life.
Take care,
Sherry


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