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I see you are playing stupid again, and you're winning too...
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Written at 5am...

I see you are playing stupid again, and you’re winning too…

 

Stupid is as stupid does,

Comes from having sex with your first cuz,

The stupid police will be looking for you, yes the fuzz,

Nothing more to rhyme with does except was…

 

Winning you are; at playing stupid, (not doing bad either, am I?)

I would hope you are not shot by an arrow from cupid,

Then you would have to mate, creating a kid so dumb,

A brain he would have that does not work, it would be numb…

 

Just winging this poem as you can tell,

If I do good enough, maybe then I can it, sell,

Okay, so I am not doing all that well,

At 5am in the morning, my mind does not too well excel…

          © ed ~ 12/15/04
 


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 Reviews of "I see you are playing stupid again, and you're winning too..."
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
Em... if Yoda wrote poetry, I think it would be a little like this one. He's very wise, you know... AND OLD! hehehehe katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
Hehehehehe Scott just did the trick...I am laughing....geeeez!!

Say No more!!

Love always Tinka

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on December 15, 2004
I told you not to screw your cousins any more, buddy. Please don't perpetuate your incestuous ways. That pickle-looking thing on your forehead might become a monstrosity on your children's foreheads. That's all I have to say, except you keep me thinking. And that's dangerous in itself.

Your buddy,

Scott


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