I got the Itch…

All over I do seem to itch,

Ain’t that just a son of a bitch?

Dry skin from the cold, I guess,

Wish for sure it were a lot less…

Need someone to smear my back with lotion,

Warm it up with their hands in circular motion,

That would magically take away my itch,

Must be something made by a witch; yes a potion…

Rufuz cannot my back reach,

Maybe to better in winter lay on the beach,

Should I use on my back some bleach?

Better yet I do believe would be the juice from a peach…

Put it on before going to bed,

So the next day I don’t go crazy in the head,

Have to carry my backscratcher while driving around,

If not, from scratching, my skin does turn brown…

        © ed ~ 12/20/04