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Stranded
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Santa has found his new home, No more must he from cold to warm roam...

Stranded… A desert island, A cooler of beer, Warm weather, Beach gear, All the components of a vacation so far away from near… Santa must have again lost his sleigh, For on this island beach he does stranded, lay, With Donner, Blitzen & Rudolph he does play, I think he is happy to just on this beach stay… Mrs. Claus can’t find him, so sad, Santa is not at all and in anyway mad, He has found his niche, ain’t it a bitch? No more Santa Claus; no this is not a glitch… Peace found for Santa, Around his island he does ride on the back of a manta, No more need for reindeer, no more cold nights, Even better here than it would be in Atlanta… © ed ~ 12/23/04

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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)

Reviewed on December 29, 2004

Oh no, Santa, please come back! I believe! The old magic and symbolism of what you stand for isn't far away. The new way of commercialism can take a hike. Many of us still believe in the gift of giving. Enjoy your vacation and return as your jolly self! b

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Thanks for the humor, Ed. Best wishes of love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

He must have had Rooster rig up his sleigh especially after getting caught ho ho hoing geez can't Mrs. Santa see the merit in holiday cheer or whatever her name was. Merri, Joy or Holly but ho ho to you Ed. Don't lose your creative genius.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Yes I am a bit suspicious about the man in the red shorts!!
Could it be Santy or is it....Hmmmmm

Either way, lucky sod
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

LOLOL, LOVE IT..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

What an attitude for a guy who only has to work one night a year!

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

funny Ed, i feel like doing jus like Santa. infact i have. g

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 24, 2004

Hehehehehe...Oh you are a nutcase....lol!!

Looks like Eddity on the beach and Rufuz and his buddies taking a skinny dip!!

Love IT!!!!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on December 23, 2004

Hey!
That's the Santa we're waiting for
down here

William ....Peace Brother

Ed ......re-
read my piece "The Shower"
I eliminated Willie
and added several other lines
leaving it all to the imagination

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