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Bath Time
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bath Time…


 


Today I done did take a bath,


Did not want to incur the neighbor’s wrath,


Complain they did with the written word,


Told me I am starting to smell like a big brown turd…


 


Rufuz did walk past me holding his breath,


Chanting phrases he does from macbeth,


He does run away when he sees me near,


Please daddy, he says, take a bath, its been a year..


 


So for Christmas, my neighbors and Rufuz, I did take my bath,


Yes I used soap and shampoo, then I did clean the path,


The one I did trod to and from the bathroom when dirty,


Now I look and smell so sweet and really purtee…


        © ed ~ 12/25/04


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 Reviews of "Bath Time"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Awwwwwww... ain't it lovely to finally get to the day when the annual bath comes time?

This poem here tickled me from front to back... very playful, very cute... REALLY silly! My kinda poem, EM. Yahoo!!

katy xox. sniff sniff... Ahem! grin.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Splendid!!

Nice and Flesh...take five flaffy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 25, 2004
This is funny Ed, but I dont think the neighbors thought of it this way...LOL

Allen

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on December 25, 2004
This is bad, Ed. I saw the title and smiled before I even clicked, I grinned, knowing it was your poem and that it involved Rufuz. Hehehe. But that you were the subject of bubble doom? Hmmmm. LOL

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on December 25, 2004
ed~

bout' time buddy

cute rendition of the happiest of times

d.


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