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Nonsensical Nonsense
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I try...

Nonsensical Nonsense…


 


It is said that I write nonsensically,


It is also said that I write of nonsense,


It is as well said by some that I may be quite dense,


But if you will allow me to come to my own defense,


I may be quite crazy, or loony or insane,


Have I ever really shown any therein pretense…?


 


So to stay within the confines of this subject,


I hope you do not find any reason to in the future object,


And please don’t when reading my nonsense reject,


Any chance you may have to find humor and laugh with respect…


 


I always do find myself falling about the floor,


I try not to be to anyone a bore,


And when I do write I do not want you to snore,


So I do ask you most friendly, yes I do to you implore,


For the most part I do wish that you do with laughter roar,


From my humorous poetry I can only call hardcore…


        © ed ~ 12/26/04


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Nonsensical Nonsense"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
Life would be boring with out a little nonsense, cant always be serious. Like they say laughter is the best mediciene, tis true.
Look at me, Im a shining example :)
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
I like--it made sense. Our senseless world should have so much insight . . . No one should call you boring as I feel you cover every subject there is to be nonsensically nonsensible about. b

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Well Ed I say that there is not enough humor in the world perhaps we should all laugh a little more.

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
ed,

we have different ideas of hardcore
but i like your style

thanks,
d.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Who said what to whom when they said what they said to you about what you write that was nonwhat? Let me at 'em! ;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Very thought provoking read...hmmmmm...never mind!!

"And when I do write I do not want you to snore,

So I do ask you most friendly, yes I do to you implore,

For the most part I do wish that you do with laughter roar,

From my humorous poetry I can only call hardcore…"

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Hmm, you've never made so much sense...

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
ROFLOL with this one because I happen to love what you or Rufuz have to say. You are you and you make me laugh but there is some sense to you rhymes. don't stop!

Happy New Year! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ooooops! that was Christmas!
Love ya
Pier Marie

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
"It is said... I may be quite dense".... Ahem! Eddie M, me sweet, YOU are the only one I know of who has suggested these things about you...

I, for one (or two?), happen to think you're a breath of fresh air (not counting the fart poems)... (snicker)

Chicken sandwiches at my house at 2... be there or be square! (Actualy, I don't have any chicken and I don't think I'll be home at 2... it's ALL nonsense, isn't it? ha!) love ya, katy xox.


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