Humorous meanderings…

Of all the things I have lost,

I miss my mind the most…

I just missed hitting the lottery,

I only needed six numbers…

My mother never saw the irony,

Of calling me a son-of-a-bitch…

Well-meaning ineptitude that rises

to empyreal absurdity…(now what the hell did this mean & where did it 

                                                          come from?)

Why even bother with marriage,

Just find someone that drives you nuts,

And buy a house together…

I got a sweater for Christmas, though I really wanted a screamer or a moaner…

Wouldn’t you know it…brain cells come and brains cells go,

But fat cells live forever…

(some of these I am sure I heard or saw someplace so I can’t claim copy write) but I thought you may find them to be humorous thoughts…ed