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Uh oh!
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Watch your backside...


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Uh oh...!


 

What else can I say?

This slider cannot change his downward way,

That snorkel will hopefully be lubricated,

Or in the near future the slider will need to be medicated…

 

Then again think of the wearer,

Boy, will he be a subject of terror,

Think of what will be surrounding his head,

When he turns to find the sliders legs around him spread…

 

So in the future when you do mount a sliding board,

Look what is at the bottom or you may be speaking at a higher chord,

If you do decide not you may be given a special reward,

As in the manner in which this slider did receive what he initially ignored…

                © ed ~ 12/29/04
 


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 Reviews of "Uh oh!"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 30, 2004
Ouch! I never wear goggles or a snorkel when I swim at these nudist clubs - I also leave my glasses at home - the club I belong to has lots of old farts like me in it. It does have a wonderful water slide, though!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2004
What some will do for a free colonic irrigation..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
Hahahahahha OMG you are a crazy soul.....lol!!
Hahahhahaha....thanks for the wonderful laugh...yip you are nutz...no doubt about it anymore....welcome to the nuthous called "Boukesville"

Love Tinka :))))))))))))))))))!!!!!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
Oh fer goodness sakes ED, where do you find em, I just roared over this one, fair go mate!
Right up the clacker LOLOLOL,
Oh dear my tummy hurts.
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
Funny how that looks like George W. Bush and the slider could he be Howard Dean. And over in the corner is that Bill and Monica I could swear it is. Oops hey I had an experience once only my face got in the way. Broke my nose I told everybody at the family reunion I started a riot. That was better than the truth.


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