Vibrating Phalanx Lost…

Lost it was,

That is the buzz,

In his rear,

So close to him near,

To the hospital he did go in fear…

No transportation had he,

He did walk all the way,

Imagine that feeling, we,

He should a story write,

And then make it into a movie…

The nursing staff did giggle,

The doctors asked did it wiggle?

This guy he just turned red,

Embarrassed was he, his own fault,

Should have bought one with a handle,

Or maybe just as well to use a candle,

Melt it would eventually, would not have had to put up with this scandal…

                    © ed ~ 1/2/05