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SUCKER on his Forehead
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INspired by a review written by Andy Turner...ed
His name I cannot use, But so many do him abuse, He says he knows the sign he does have, On his forehead, SUCKER, in bold halves� So stop pickin� on poor little what�s his name, He writes with Ed K a great deal, garnering some fame, His children writes are anything but lame, I wonder if SUCKER is stamped or ingrained�? � ed ~ 1/8/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 9, 2005

Love what I read!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

Perfect! I agree... let's call him The Lollipop Kid... and your poem was fun to read... I liked it very much! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

Ed, I do believe you�ve paid the appropriate homage to the one and only Sir Lollipop Kid� lol. Excellent job.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

You are an old rogue, Ed. This was funny, but is it really ok to laugh at Andy? cause I am! Just kidding Andy!!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

ok, Ed you're a very good poetic entertainer and you got a great sense humor. 50 huh, we're running out time Ed. It's have some fun now or forget it. G

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

Ingrained, with a radar for a certain type of femanimal that homes in, and takes the home.

Just loved this, and blimey the speed in which you wrote it. Top talent buddy boy. Thanks Eds..LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 8, 2005

His children writes are anything but lame,

I agree, Eddie M! Maybe we should call him, The Lollipop Kid?!

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