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What is in a title...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What’s in a title…?


 


Is it the title that attracts?


Is it the subject that detracts?


Or is it quite frankly that fact,


That you cannot avoid an attack…


 


An attack of what you may ask,


The munchies, the readies, the writies,


Whatever does attack you in the middle of the night,


Your muse coming awake, that bulb above your head, that light…


 


Written at 3am it must be pretty good,


Written at 3pm, stink it should,


Although, what do ya’ know, the little writer that could,


Could have penned a great tragedy or comedy on the future,


OH GOD MY BRAIN IS JUST OOZING OUT, I NEED TO GET A SUTURE…


              © ed ~ 1/9/05 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
Well, my dear, then one couldn't accuse you of not being OPEN MINDED, right? Get it? Sigh... sometimes I really amuse myself! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
You are amazing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on January 9, 2005
Hahaha! LOL!...Remember I've said to you long time ago that you should write a story about "The Compulsive Writer"?

If you won't write it, I will. I think this story is going to be quite interesting and hilarious and if I like I want to use Stephen King's way of writing to write a horror out of this. This would be a good one. If you don't want to write that story, then I will. I just think it is going to be a good one.

No offence, Ed...but you have just given me an inspiration to write a good story...

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
You can't judge a work by a title, but if, at 3am you have poems, "oozing out of your brain." Now that's creative writing.

Ron

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
Good one Ed, did Rufuz suggest it;-) woof woof...just
dab some vaseline on the ooze it will stop;-) heehee

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
Or in my case some glue because that is what they do these days. Just stay out of the rain or you will become unglued.

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on January 9, 2005
Very cute!! I think I have the same problem.

M.Rose


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