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Hot…


 


The heat I do not have on very high,


Although I do sweat like a pig in an oven tied,


Is this change of life or a blood pressure cooker?


Maybe I just need the services of sexy hooker…


 


That was last night,


Tonight I am cold,


What the hell is wrong with me?


Is this what its like getting old?


 


Oh what the hey, at least I am alive,


Have not yet have I to heaven arrived,


Nor have I gone to hell, though I have been told to do so,


At one time or another, mostly by my mother…


 


Anyway, I am not as hot tonight as I was just last,


It really scared me then, my memory of it now is past,


Should I tell my doctor, or attribute it to gas…?


        © ed ~ 1/10/05


 


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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
It is the curse of living a long life, Ed. I have a fan that also has a heater...I flip that thing from heat to fan all day long.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
sounds like you got the hot flashes ;)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Maybe it's thinking of the hooker that's doing this to you. That or last night's pizza.

Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
:-) Good one!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Good God, Man, you have passed the threshold into the Dreaded after 50 'Male Menopause Zone.' Expect alternating hot and cold flashes - for the rest of your life. Get a hot water bottle and a small cooling fan, take three aspirins, and call me in the morning.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Blame it on the 50ties bunny Methinks..lol!!

Maybe just the thought of the hell your mom wanted you to attend...hahahaha!!

My mom told me that and now even my %$#..!%!*#&$%.....you know who...right!!

Keep it cool Eddity!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
Probably not the change Ed, but more likely to be the bug...you know...hot...cold...hot, but then..it could be hormonal...fun write sir.

Allen

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
Actually another friend of mine said he answered to son-of-a-bitch in the army. Well men do go through a cyle. Oh that source of my wild rantings got laid so maybe now he will cease fire if not I still have my insanity plea.


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