Glowing in the Dark in New Jersey (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Glowing in the Dark in New Jersey
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Naked jogging and glowing in the dark in NJ is allowed...
Glowing in the Dark in New Jersey… Living in New Jersey we tend to glow in the dark, Sometimes however we do howl at the moon and bark, I just think that for the most part we do it as a lark, I like to do so when jogging totally naked, yes stark… Nude sunbathing is prohibited here, But naked jogging is fun after many a beer, Damned if I can understand how they stay on their feet, Me, I would use a cane or crutches, but I guess that would be to cheat… We never need a nightlight, Our toxic personalities are enough to light a city, Sometimes we may appear to be quite gritty, All I can say to this is, isn’t it a pity…? If you did glow like those of us so blessed, In anywhere else, like the Midwest, You would probably, while naked jogging, find yourself under arrest, Think of all you do get to see, all those ladies with bouncing big breasts… © ed ~ 1/13/05

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on January 14, 2005

you little devil, you...too funny! just make sure it isn't cold; you may freeze some of your most vital parts and then some! WHEEE! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on January 13, 2005

Excuse me, you... it is minus degrees at the moment. Jogging in the nude around here would not light me up, it would SNUFF OUT MY GLOW ENTIRELY! HA!

Poetically speaking, however, my little flower, this is among your most clever... the rhymes and the rhythms are addicting, I'd say. Very cool stuff, Eddie M. katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You Jersey Devil You! And when I was driving through New Jersey two years ago, I thought that was the Green Lantern I saw by the side of the road.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Maybe I ought to flash them and run all my critics off the road. My breasts are the only thing on my body that does not glow. Well the rest of me does fact scared a rapist away. I guess he did not want to put his you know where they blasted me.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Ed,

Watch out for bouncing headlights. (lol)Fun read.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

ROFL. Oh, thank you, thank you, Ed. I so needed to laugh.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 12, 2005

Hahahahaha...all those ladies must be producing butta running-shaking-those milky-Jars...lol!!

Okay I won't go as far as the cheese makiningmen...heheheheheh!!

Cheddar or mozzarally????

By the time you get to 50 it's called Bluecheese-Rock-my-Jar!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Ed...I enojouyed this write of yours very much...The verity is this, no matter on which subject you write with much passion...thats why I love your poems very much and when I am around I never afford to miss your writes...thanks for the laugh my dear friend....love n luck...BHUWAN