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A cute angina
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sick I am not,


But the lady is in this shot,


The guy is a dirty old man,


Betcha he has a plan…?


 


Her vagina is quite cute,


Oh did I not hear her right,


She was not talking of her fruit,


Looking at her I would think it had the blight,


To me she does not in anyway excite…


 


But to this old dirty fart,


He wants nothing to do with her heart,


To her he wants to most certainly impart,


His knowledge of how to spread her apart…


 


So if you do run into this type of guy,


I simply want to tell you, yes imply,


To keep him away from your fruit and thigh,


You must grab him by his crotch,


And squeeze and pull them straight up, as far as you can, yes high…


        © ed ~ 1/13/05


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "A cute angina"
Reviewed on January 14, 2005
:-) cute write, eddie me boy! LOL thanks for the grins!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Hey... thanks for the valuable advice, Eddie M... (I take it, you're safe, eh?) hehehehe... I couldn't resist that title, a stroke of genius! (wait... NOT stroke! SIGH) sorry... grin. katy xox.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Been taking pics of ed HUH..

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
ohhh yeah the Melvin trick...wonder if that works on those dirty old men when they are wearing their Depends or Huggies?
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Now who would want to hurt a harmless old fart?
Thanks for the laugh, Ed!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
lol
parffffffffffffff

cute!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Ed,

The only thing that would be high in that case would be his voice. (lol) Exactly 12 octaves higher. Fun write and excellent picture.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Okay!!


Hahahahahah....You are a mess Head Sir Editty....what did you eat for breakfast????

I did a poem on this very same picture once too!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Hey, we get hard of hearing in our old age; you will, too; and these senior dance-athons are about the only excitement we get these days.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
hahahahahahahaha Ed you gave me my laugh for the day!
How do you come up with these? It can't be rufuz fault;-)
Too funny!LOL

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Ha ha ha lol! the old one's are always the best as in...'i said you've got acute angina'...nice one love it.

Paul

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
he might just enjoy it, i might wake it/him up

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
If I grabbed him by the crotch he would have a deleted one. HAHA.


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