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Under my bed is a coffin
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Under my bed is a coffin…


 


I have a most unusual bed,


At least that is what I am told is said,


It lifts to reveal a storage space,


It really is such a dark, foreboding place…


 


You see I was insulating the floor down there,


I am trying to stay a bit warmer, isn’t that fair?


But when I did get in under there,


My bed it did fall down and enclose me where,


I could not get out, I had to call for help I do declare…


 


When help did not arrive,


I had to help myself; hey this is no jive,


Pushing up on the bed with my feet,


I felt as though I was pushing through freshly laid peat…


 


But I did get out, as you can see by this write,


But now I have the floor and wall insulated,


Never again will I have to crawl under there,


Never again will I have to allow myself to be desecrated...


        © ed ~ 1/15/05


 


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 Reviews of "Under my bed is a coffin"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2005
Whew! Thank god for your legs and feet, eh? Little by little, we are being treated to the homestead, through pics and poems. Soon, we will ALLLLLLLLL have to stop in and hang out. Yippee!

Oh, and one more thing: BE CAREFUL, Eddie M. Sigh... katy xox.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2005
Ed sleeps in one. Notice how he never smiles..

Fangs for this..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 15, 2005
Did loyal old Rufuz have to bail you out - yet again??!! You better increase his salary. Thanks, Blanca and Turbo

Reviewed by matthew weigl (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2005
Ed: I must comment and state that your writing skills have increased GREATLY since you joined AuthorsDen. I would suggest that you write some more short stories, whether they be fact or fiction. You are going to become an excellent writer when and IF you ever grow up. (Please take my advice and NEVER grow up--bein' a kid is a whole lot more fun). Love, Susan Sparks (Matt's MOM)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 15, 2005
Need room inspection....looks like a mighty mess to me!!

Never try that again...how did you get out there...looks very....never mind!!

Glad you are still in on piece!!

You will be feeling it tomorrow...a little stiff in them bones!!

Love Tinka


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