Buuuuuuurrrrrrrppppp, scuse me…!

Be it Coke or Pepsi, 7-up or down,

Either way it never does stay down,

Up it comes in a burp of momentous proportions,

Glad though am I, Coke and Pepsi I found,

Probably eating my stomach lining through & through & around…J

But I just got to say, I love it all,

CarboNation the country I do live in,

Not the US, nor England or Australia,

I just love to drink my favorite drink,

Just after I do my usual paraphernalia…J

So if I do burp in your face,

Please excuse me for I have little grace,

In my stomach I have to make some space,

The only way is to burp it out,

Or better yet to fart, but my pizza has yet to move about…J

        © ed ~ 1/15/05