Snot diving…

Comes out in chunks,

Of pretty colors,

All green and red,

Almost Christmasy,

Ain’t got no taste,

But people do eat it,

Guess they do not want to waste…

Finger lickin’ good I am told,

Done so by both young and old,

Those that do eat it are sometimes told,

Worms it turns into when exposed to the cold…

Snot is not,

A delicacy for all,

So write this down, yes jot,

Snot is best while watching football,

Better yet only do it at home,

Not in the front seat while driving,

Cause everyone will see you with your pinky finger then,

                                                                         Snot diving…