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Drag
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Drag…


 


I got big boobs,


And a cute little behind,


That is of course it you can find,


While burying your face in my chest, making you blind…


 


I only do show this to those I do like,


So consider yourselves very special,


None of you do I really dislike,


You all get to see me in my drag outfit,


With my legs on my desk and split…


 


So what do ya think?


Maybe I am for all intents and purposes on the brink,


Of going to a session with my shrink,


He does offer me a drink,


And I end up covered in ink,


So you think I am crazy, he is worse and about it lazy…


        © ed ~ 1/23/05

 

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 Reviews of "Drag"
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on August 7, 2015
Those red toenails are making me crazy!

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2015
No crazier than the rest of us...

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 24, 2005
Oh you promise you will not tell....geez you could at least cover my face.....lol!!

No wonder "One cannot ignore the self" after this post........hehehehehehehe...ooops!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 23, 2005
LOL Ed....I see cabin fever has struck early in the storm...LOL

Allen

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2005
Good heavens and I expect you will be asked out on a date.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 23, 2005
That's a mighty fine picture, Ed...one of your midnight fantasies???? Best to stay away from the steno pool, Ed, ya might end up with as "Staff" infection.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 23, 2005
You wish...

Ron


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