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Bookends
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Bookends…


 


Which pair are they?


Do they match like a bouquet?


If they are the two in her hands,


They certainly have an odiferousness to them,


Boy will they stink after a few hours in the sun…


 


I might be tempted to throw the fish back,


But the boobs I think I would keep for most I know lack,


And the body built for two to ride,


Just my time I would have to bide…


 


Fishing or cruising with this one I would not be snoozing,


Lots of sleep I would definitely be losing,


Hope do I that I would not be that body overusing,


After all she may find that MY body is quite amusing…


        © ed ~ 1/23/05


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Bookends"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 27, 2005
She looks like a nun I once knew... could it be? What kind of LURE did you use... Ahem! hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 24, 2005
hehehehehe some fishy story huh???

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 24, 2005
Something fishy about this write.

You don't get many of those to the dozen..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 24, 2005
After all she may find that MY body is quite amusing…

I would bet on it, my friend! And now you've really done it, too!

- Sam has not given you permission to use this pic - oh, boy. Watch for a Fed-Ex package - from her lawyer. That will be very amusing - Yikes.


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