Beaver’s Cleavage…

Yes Beaver did run away with the Haskell kid,

Just as in Katy’s poem it did say,

On his way though he did stop in Norway,

And there he did change his sex; yes he did the big god forbid…

They did relieve him of his male appendage,

Had to they did wrap it in a masculine bandage,

He does now have another hole for young Mr. Haskell to poke,

What he had there before anyway was nothing more than a joke…

But what they did do to his chest is more of a crime,

Whereas before he had baby fat, now he is in his prime,

It will take all that Mr. Haskell can give, just to, on top of those babies, climb,

Now he is, as they are, worthy of reverence,

Yes they are so much more than sublime…!

But what now will Ward and June think of their son, now turned their daughter?

Will they disown him without a red cent?

For his choice in perfume, yes his scent,

Or maybe now he can, as does June, clean the tub in his dress,

And Wally will have to get used to sharing his room,

With a sister rather than a brother, think there will be incest?

Don’t look at me, this I did not in anyway to Wally suggest…

          © ed ~ 1/29/05