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Eating a Milky way that smells like onions
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Candy and onions taste better without the smell of each other...

Eating a Milky Way that smells like onions…


 


Too keep it cold I did put it in the fridge,


My milky way so much better then, just a smidge,


Put it in the crisper did I,


Forgot that there were onions there, my plan gone awry…


 


Chocolate that smells of onions,


Better that than resting with bunions,


They would then smell so much worse,


Making my candy bar taste quite perverse…


 


No more will I this way store,


Onions and candy together I have found I abhor,


Next time I will not my crisper ignore,


But for now I do find that the onions do,


The inside of my fridge lend a certain décor…


        © ed ~ 1/30/05  


 


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 Reviews of "Eating a Milky way that smells like onions"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Lol...you can read this in many ways....for one moment I thought you were talking about body odours.....yukky!!

With a mind like mine anything is possible...and with yours maybe...just maybe "Whatever!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
i'm afraid of what that smell is in my refrigerator...but it ain't onions. this is cute

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
wow, this is strong ... almost made me cry ...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Okay Ed maybe one of those thingy that you see on tv that is guanrateed to keep out other odors. My MilkyWays don't last that long though.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Hell, my Milky Way looks like s**t with nuts in it.

Ron

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Just hang it out the door next time Ed...should be plenty cold enough to put a nice chill on that bar.

Allen

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Now, now... just put an open box of baking soda in there... Voila! no more onion smell... and you really MUST stop putting your dirty socks in there...Ahem! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
Yeah and a certain odor. When the onions start smelling strong and they haven't been cut, they are usually starting to go off, so give em a squeeze and see if you find any soft spots...if so toss em. SO I guess this means my great money-making idea of chocolate covered onions isn't such a good idea.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on January 30, 2005
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least onion/chocolate gave you something interesting to write about this evening Ed! Funny! Hee hee!


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