Hormones are alive and well and living in NJ…

That time of the month has arrived,

I can say so far I have survived,

The attack by the fairer sex,

Just as all men of the world,

I have not of PMS been deprived…

I know its symptoms,

I have seen its destructive force,

I keep all sharp objects hidden of course,

That time of the month she is as strong as a horse,

Leading me to believe that we are not long from divorce…

Only maybe a week,

Better to work late and stay the night,

Than to go home and face the usual critique,

Hate to sound like a baby,

But that time of the month I do try to appear meek,

Giving the appearance that I am as well altogether weak…

Use caution those men out there that have yet to experience,

Do not believe just because you are the stronger,

That against this you have a defense,

Learn from those around you and use common sense,

Better to at that time of the month, commit a short jail term offense…

       © ed ~ 2/5/05