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Philosophy of the Toilet Seat
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bathroom/restroom/loo humor today...


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Philosophy of the Toilet Seat…


 


Fits all sizes from large to small,


Children and adults short to tall,


Round bottoms so cute that in they almost fall,


To large butts that could only be called suburban sprawl…


 


Some come padded for those that sit for a long time,


Some are just as hard as a rock, made for those in their prime,


Some in bathrooms that have yet to be cleaned are full of grime,


Then there are those that you have to pay to use, usually about a dime…


 


Shapes are all the same,


Just a kinda oval shape,


Why do we have them at all?


Just build the toilet with them permanently attached,


Or just shaped in the way that they don’t need to be matched…


       © ed ~ 2/5/05


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
hehehehehe...will not shall not say a thing...or I might get banned.lol!!

Why bother just enjoy your shit...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
uh-huh, then you guys would pee on the rim and we would have to sit in it...not a good idea!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
The rhyming, cleverness and pure hilarity in this is fabulous, LM... that first verse was enough to make a goofy thing like me jealous, so well-put together it is. The whole thing is (refreshing?) fun!

Who would have thought that a "shopping list" on toilets could be written as such infectiously delightful poetry. Only you, me sweet.....ONLY you! I loved this! hehe... katy xox.


Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
fun write :-)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
Okay Ed it takes you to do this one right.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 5, 2005
Just how many different bathrooms did you visit to put this poem together? It can't be just one.

Reviewed on February 5, 2005
Ed,

You must be bored to ponder the philosophy of the toilet seat.

Tell me: did you write this sitting on the throne?

I've never understood why the male species leaves the seat up and the female species always falls in LOL

Enjoyed this wacky write--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

I hope you close the lid so Rufuz doesn't drink yellow water :)


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