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Pucker up and kiss my butt
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Pucker up and kiss my butt…


 


Kiss me my darling,


Right there below my nose,


Just under my glasses,


Of course it does not smell like a rose…


 


But I would still love a kiss,


From a certain young miss,


No, no of course that is not where I piss,


But to be honest it is a deep abyss…


 


Happy I will be,


For you to under my nose smooch,


I will be forever and always your loyal pooch,


Yes, you can before you do kiss me drink your hooch…


       © ed ~ 2/5/05


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 Reviews of "Pucker up and kiss my butt"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 10, 2011
This popped up on the "oldies sidebar". Hate to admit it, I once kissed a girl uglier than that. cuz

Reviewed on February 7, 2005
hmmmmmmmmmmmm....now that is one kiss i think i would pass on! ewwwww! LOL

too funny! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Ed,

Laffin too hard to review--o, you are cheeky :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
A real bummer of a smoochy that will be....lol!!

Just don't lift that snobbish nose in my face darling...a fume it may let loose...lol!!

Love this to the "T"

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
the picture and poem are wild...but i too will pass on this one

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
I think I'll pass, buttkiss was never my strong point. Very funny picture and pen.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Just when I think you have surpassed even yourself, THIS! LOL...

What a riot! A kiss, is it? Wait just a sec while I reapply my special lipstick shade created just for kissing BUTTS! Sigh... wouldn't ya know it... I'm all out! hahahahaha... You, Mister Matlack, put the capital H in hilarious! katy xox.

Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Funny pic, Ed! Oh but the poem...no thanks!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
When did you shave off your beard, Ed?! To quote Billie Crystal,
"You Look Mavelous!"


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