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Stood Up
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Stood Up… Came to meet my mate, Thought she was just running late, Ordered a bottle of wine so great, Never did she show, I now know my fate… Just some dinner & conversation did I wish, I had already ordered the in season dish, It consisted of what I knew she would like, Being a cat, she would have to enjoy fish… So our relationship might have been from the start doomed, Still I did before I came to meet her get groomed, I even did bring her flowers that had in our yard just bloomed, Oh what the hell, since I did pay for the meal, I totally it consumed… Never again will I fall for a cat, They are so independent and sometimes callous, I truly mean that I do not feel any ill will, no way any malice, But the least she could have done is call me before I did book a table at the canine palace… © ed ~ 2/7/05

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 8, 2005

Funny one here Ed and the doggie is cute. Hmm Nancy might would go for that.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 8, 2005

oh, those darn kittycats! but i bet my cajie would have come; she loved people! (now if she liked dogs, i am not so sure about this; but she loved being the center of attention!)

cute write; well done! the picture is adorable, too!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 8, 2005

Never again will I fall for a cat,
They are so independent and sometimes callous

That they are, my friend - try dating a bunny rabbit - they are very content to just stay at home - and have babies!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 8, 2005

Oh silly cats...they are always a force to be reckoned withhhhhhh!!

Purwooofie write!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on February 8, 2005

funny entertaining poetry Ed, a joy to read and laugh over. G

Reviewed by Bonnie Torrente

Reviewed on February 7, 2005

Very cute, Ed,
Cute pic, as well!

Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 7, 2005

hahaha did Rufuz put you up to this?;-)
Hey Rufuz woof woof arf arf meeeeeow!;-)

etw

Yes Ed I did deserve the knee, no more kicking for me;-) no hee hee

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on February 7, 2005

This was so cute! Loved this poem, poor pooch!

Reindeer

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