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Soccer (football)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Soccer (football)…


 


Now I see why they like it so,


Football in England does greatly grow,


Andy probably likes it too,


If someone were to daily grab my butt,


I would like it as well; I am such a slut…


 


The differences are simple,


Americans wear protective gear,


They do get pounded and flattened, oh dear,


Bet football players here end up with many a dimple…


 


In England you can see, they love each other quite a lot,


To allow another player to sit on ones hands,


They just have to be careful of his having any crotch rot,


That would in the end make that player quite distraught…


 


So Andy, is this the reason you do like the soccer game?


Always did I have this feeling of where you did your preferences aim,


Now I do know for sure, those soccer players like to sit on each other,


But you would think that out on the field they would act more tame…


          © ed ~ 2/8/05


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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Okay and I can see what Mountain Poet is talking about. Actually it is said that Royalty dabbled both ways. Funny Ed.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Perhaps this explains why so many famous tenors come from that part of the world.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
If someone were to daily grab my butt,
I would like it as well; I am such a slut…

You Must Be! And sounds like Andy has a giant hot tub!!



Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Just another "Ballgame" right!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on February 8, 2005
this is too funny; well done! thanks for the grins, me boy! LOVE it! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
i've always thought sportsmen of all games are very familiar with each other but what do i know...this is cute

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
ROFLMAO. Thank you, Ed. Boy, I must see if Andy's responded.
Nordette

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Only when it's mixed soccer. Kissing after a goal, and sharing the giant tub is fun fun fun..

Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Sorry Ed, this is not in England, we would never play in such flash strips

Reg.


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