WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

Oh the answer to this will make you more than laugh,

I could not keep a straight face for hours,

I kept on thinking about it and snickered again and again,

So much did I laugh I had to take several cold showers…

I hope you do not have to shower to stop yourself from the laugh,

But if you do think how clean you will be, others will appreciate this,

Just think that you did this on their behalf,

Maybe for this joke I did find on the internet,

I should be paid at the very least time and a half…

So are you waiting with bated breath?

Are you so upset with me you cannot hold it in?

I bet you would like to put me to my death,

But if you did, you wouldn’t hear the end to this funny joke,

I really want to make you laugh, I really want to you provoke…

Oh yeah, the answer to the above question about men snoring on their backs,

Is really so funny, so crazy so out of this world nuts,

That I am afraid if I tell you, you may all fall down on your butts,

Okay, okay I will give the punch line as follows:

((because their balls fall over their butt hole, and they vapor lock))

          © ed ~ 2/13/05