Hey, give me my ball back…

So you think just cause you’re bigger,

You can walk all over me with vigor,

Well I got news for you big fella,

I am as tough as you maybe more so…

So give me back my ball,

Before I have to get tough and make you fall,

Even if I have to get help, yes I will call,

All my friends and we will have us a great big brawl…

So don’t make me do that,

I don’t want to make you look bad,

Just give me my ball and there will not be any combat,

Aww, c’mon don’t make me call my big brother the cat…

Claws he has the size if a tiger,

And teeth, oh, his teeth are oh so sharp,

He is not afraid of any dog either,

If you will just drop the ball, I will forget the whole thing,

And not let my big brother the cat; send you to where you will end up playing a harp…

        © ed ~ 2/14/05