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The Flannel Thong...in honor of Diane
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Thank you Diane for not only the tribute but the inspiration for this one, so right back at ya, regards making me smile this morning...ed
The Flannel Thong… She thought it sexy, I found it to be flexi, Twisted it around my tool, Keeping it warm as a jewel… She did want to make an impression, She did so with humor I must make this confession, If I did before her poem experience depression, I no longer did afterwards, but I must herein maintain my discretion… A flannel thong does to me sound hot, The butt must maintain a certain temp, I have known what it is, but for now forgot, It is high enough so that when the butt does squat, What is inside must come out with relative ease, Making where ever it does land a great big plop… © ed ~ 2/18/05

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Reviews of "The Flannel Thong...in honor of Diane "

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on February 19, 2005

Anything piece of apparel climbs up my crack is NOT clothing, it's dental floss. EW! I will be abstaining from the current trends in feminine lingerie. ha ha!

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on February 19, 2005

So irreverent and yet so funny! Ed you are wicked. lol
Chanti

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Too cute Ed! Only you..only you! <Great Big Smile>

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Gotta be top of the plops..

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Well, you're teaching me something new here, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Great response to Diana!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

The butt must maintain a certain temp,

Somehow, I knew that you would know - things like this!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Clever retort, Ed. ;~)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Oh no and I thought that I was the only one with that problem but this is also funny.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

i wouldn't have a thong for a million dollars; i hate those things! i think they are disgusting! still a good write, ed!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

Flannel thong's are a lot more comfortable :-) fun write.

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on February 18, 2005

you and patterson are both writing 'crappy' poems today. that is in content anyway, the poem itself is well written as was steve's

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