Sitting on Ice…
Numbs the butt,
Makes the front shrivel up,
He does it often, my pup,
Loves to do so it seems, would it do anything for my gut…?
Doubt it do I,
As nothing seems to work therein,
Exercise is out, no eating would be worse,
Better to just sit on ice, numbing up my brain,
Something that may do something to decrease my being insane…
Sitting on ice,
Yes it can be quite nice,
Does less damage than sitting on a vise,
I tell you this not so much to entice,
More so to give you advice,
On how to rid yourself of butt lice…J?
© ed ~ 2/20/05
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The eensy weensy spider went up the water spout... everybody SING! the one and only (drum roll, please) katy xox (you were expecting?) LOL
The reason Rufuz sits on ice and gets away with it is because his butt is covered in fur. Yours ain't. At least, I don't think it is. *Grins*
I thought winter temps were too cold for bugs. Learned something new--butt lice??? JAYS sounds...lovely NOT!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
You could have made a fortune on this.
Awwwwwwww...warm Up my friend!!
Giggling as I write this!!
Love Tinka
Fun read...and thanks for sharing such amuzing thoughts.
jeanne