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Blame the Dog
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't tell Rufuz I blame him for everything will ya...? ;)
Blame the Dog… My homework not done, blame the dog… My paycheck lost, no rent can I pay, blame the dog… Can’t go to work, sick as a blame the dog… Can’t make ends meet, blame the dog… Have no food to eat, blame the dog… No clothes to wear, laundry not done, blame the dog… Life in shambles, my pants are stuck in brambles, blame the dog… © ed ~ 2/20/05

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Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)

Reviewed on February 24, 2005

Awwwwww the poor puppy....:|

Cute write Ed.....ty, Dani

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on February 21, 2005

With a glamorous self-image like Rufuz' I'm sure he will giggle, not worry, when reading this. Wasn't it Ruffie who coined the phrase: "cat got your tongue?"... thought so. (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 21, 2005

poor little doggie always gets the blame...

cute write, though; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 21, 2005

The dog yeah but not Rufuz...I am sur he says...blame it in the bunny!!

Some dog just gets away with everything Huh??

Mostly the good ones!!

Love Tinka~woof

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 20, 2005

I am quite sure that Rufuz knows it as they always do.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on February 20, 2005

ahhh poor Rufuz!! Gettin blamed for everything.

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