Brains & Men (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Brains & Men
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry guys, I just had to let the cat out of the bag...so to speak...
Brains and Men… Little Timmy’s mom is giving him a bath, While she does so he is examining his testicles, “Mommy, asks Timmy, are these my brains…?” Do men even have brains? I know for sure some women think not, Men only know of cars and tire chains, What good are they past that? Except to sit on the sofa, drink beer and get progressively fat… “He is not the man I married” you can hear them say, Actually in reality he is three times the man you married, Now that he has gained 300 pounds of gut, But then again don’t look in the mirror; you don’t want to know what happened to YOUR butt… He still does the work; still he shovels the snow, Still he does cut the lawn, still he does put down the miracle grow, What can you say about men in general? Except for what little Timmy’s mom did tell him after the above question… “No Timmy they are not your brains, at least not YET…! © ed ~ 2/20/05

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on February 21, 2005

Harrumph! I do my own Miracle Grow, thank you very much!

First butts, now testicles... are we studying anatomy, Eddie M? Or are you just getting in touch with your body parts? (smile) You're a cutie. katy xox.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Brains and men........not compatable in the same line :-)

In reality I have known some very intelligent men and have enjoyed learning from them. Good points you have made in this write. The only truly brainless individual is the one who looks at another reflecting such thoughts.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

ROFL! Thank you, Thank you! After the morning I've had I so needed this. Bless you. And it's not because it's about men. It's just well told and funny.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

First, LOL at Diana's comment! Second, I thought I knew a little more than cars and tire chains - now I have to sit down on the couch with a six pack and try to remember other things I might know about. Damn, I better make that a case of beer, this could take some time.

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

<giggle> I have heard the reason there is a hole in the tip of your private area is to allow air to get to the brain..not sure if it is true or not (hehehehehehe).
Thanks for the smiles, ED!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not yet...perfection!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Barbara Terry

Reviewed on February 20, 2005

Uhm well Ed, I don't think you want ME to answer that question. (Giggles). A very nice and very funny poem, Ed. May the Lord be with you and at your side always. Much love, peace, & (((HUGS))), your dear friend in Wisconsin,

Barbara Lynn Terry
"If I have to...Then I may as well be."

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

That is funny Ed and what a poem this is. I am like Sherry I can't rebut this one.

Reviewed by Sue Hess

i always knew a man thought with his....so that's it huh? guess its all in the same general area

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

LOL...I wish I could rebut this, Ed, but damnit, I can't.
Take care,
Sherry