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Oh"de for a Siesta
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“Oh”de for a Siesta…


 


Oh for a siesta on the beach,


Oh for a siesta in the hot sun,


Oh for a siesta that is not too far away,


Oh for a siesta that is not far out of reach…


 


Oh for a siesta where I can sleep,


Oh for a siesta, the memory I can keep,


Oh for a siesta that costs little,


Oh for a siesta that is really cheap…


 


Oh for a siesta with a margarita at hand,


Oh for a siesta without a band,


Oh for a siesta in the nude on hot sand,


Oh for a siesta anywhere but this land,


Oh for a siesta where I can as well get a tan…


        © ed ~ 2/22/05


 


  


 


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Reviewed on February 23, 2005
Ed,

You are nuts. :) Hope he (and it) has loooooots of sunscreen on, or it may be the knife :)

Hysterical--hope I don't see anything like that on the beaches of Cozumel LOL If I do, I could be mean and sneak off with the sombrero (guess which one!) LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
No comment..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
My TINY TINY TINY Dog, named Chica Blanca (LITTLE WHITEY) has been so worried because someone stole her TINY TINY TINY Sombrero. Now we see who has it!!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
Which hat Tinka? Funny write as usual Ed and I love to get a tan that way.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
Can I borrow you hat?~~:)

Olę

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
LOL! I would be the one on the beach removing the hats........:-)

Reviewed on February 22, 2005
*grinning* you are sooo bad, eddie! LOL thanks for the grins today!

Reviewed on February 22, 2005
HA-HA-HA-HA!...What a BIG one you have!!!!!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
ed, you crack me up, where do you get these pictures? your poetry is always refreshing haha

Reviewed by Lilja . (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2005
LOL!!!! This is GREAT!


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