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Track Marks
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Weak stomach...? What the hell, read it anyway...;)

Track marks…


 


Oh my, I am out of toilet paper,


Not paid till Friday whatever shall I do,


Shall I go to a store and commit a stealing caper?


Or should I just go about my business without?


So many track marks so little time to examine them…


 


Each is different, small and large, stinky and sweet,


Granted few I have found are all that sweet,


But thought it did rhyme, it sounded kinda neat,


No picture will I post, lucky you I am trying to be discreet…


 


Wouldn’t want to you disgust,


Just cannot take a picture of track marks,


With the flash they tend to sometimes combust,


Thicker they are for the most part than the earths crust…


        © ed 2/23/05


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 24, 2005
Lol....another stinky for whoem ever needs a bad breath inhaling the fun reading you!!

Love Tinka


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