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Need cash 4 weed
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Just trying to write something fun...


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Need cash 4 weed…


 


Even if I must just buy some seed,


Too wait for some buds to grow,


I am in dire need…


 


I gave up the habit,


Back in 2004, trying to be legit,


But boy would I still love to toke it,


Think of, after this long, the buzz I will get off that first hit…


 


Just thinking aloud,


Actually of myself I am quite proud,


Trying to make another laugh for you herein,


I thought maybe I could do so even while committing a sin,


When I did quit I did so with a vow…


          © ed ~ 2/27/05


 


 


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 Reviews of "Need cash 4 weed"
Reviewed on March 6, 2005
Ed,

Congratulations! But the cravings never truly go away...been sober 23 years, and do you know how hard it was to stay away from all of the booze on that darn cruise ship??? Tasted one margarita--BLEAH!!!!!!! Too strong.

Besides, with the 30 foot waves, I had enough trouble walking sober--can you imagine me drunk on top of that???? LOL *Still walking staggerfeeted LOL*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on February 28, 2005
so happy you gave up the weed, eddie; i hope you continue to stay away from it! all the best to you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Well I once drove through a whole field of it and came home with some hanging off the sides of the van. Once a runner dropped enough marjuana off in front of us to supply the entire town for a year. Trust me the cops did not have to worry about that clean up.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
I am proud of you for taking that vow Ed!!

Keep it up my friend!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
In the midwest, if you're really hard up, you could find ditch weed for free. Hell of a headache, not much else... Congrats on quitting, 15 years for me...

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
I think I used to know that guy... yeah... I think he's my friend's brother's friend's cousin's brother-in-law, though I heard they're now divorced... probably cuz of his weed smoking.

If you could stay with the previous paragraph, you're cured! (grin)

Fun stuff, Eddie M... you will never be in danger of losing your amusing muse... you're a pip! katy xox

Reviewed on February 27, 2005
So funny, this was so funny! Glad you quit!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
ROFL. I didn't even need to come here. I saw the title and knew it was your poem.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
lol...I'm glad to hear you've quit..and just as proud you've held your sense of humor through it all.

Lisa


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