Nite Quill (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Nite Quill
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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To the makers and marketers of NyQuil, pardon the change in spelling...

Nite Quill… I did take some medication, I did so with no hesitation, Twas the kind that could be taken prior to bed, I have a great deal of expectation, That this product will not cause any constipation… My quill does work well in the night, As it does so as well in the light, This liquid I did take tasting remotely like cherries, Made from I would assume the juice from those same berries… Taking it in the daytime can cause, A lack of judgment and the inability to pause, Please I do not deserve any applause, I took it today as my immune system does seemingly have some flaws… I did contract this borderline disease, Most likely I would think from someone else’s sneeze, Unless Rufuz does carry it in his fur, coming from his fleas, As it is the 24-hour bug, they say it may be something sent by the Chinese… © ed ~ 2/27/05

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 28, 2005

Yipeeeeeee...at last he took his medication.....lol!!

Sane thing to do Eddity!!

Hope you feel muuuuuuuuuch better!!

(*'.;.'*)

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 27, 2005

I think that we come up with some dandy bugs of our own. I think that Night Quil helps me but I got some stuff from the doctor that tasted so bad that no germ dared invade me again. Worked good too like Granny's rheumatis medicine. Try the green onions in bacon grease Ed if you like onion rings you will like that. Actually that tastes better.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

I hate that stuff. Instead of putting me to sleep it wires me up and dulls my brain, makes me sweat and feel nauseated(ok, ok, yes, I know you already knew I was weird). I hope it worked better for you and that you will be feeling better soon.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

"Medication" huh? Did you look closely at the bottle? It wouldn't happen to be the same consistency as Granny's rheumatis medicine (from the Beverly Hillbillies) would it? Uh huh. I'd like to see the prescription for that "medication."