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Blizzard Dog
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Blizzard Dog…


 


All knowing and all seeing,


He is outside to go peeing,


In this blowing snow,


He sometimes stands on the stoop,


Damn, I wish he would just go squat and poop,


Then we both would out of this snow, go…


 


Rolling in the snow,


Making puppy angels,


He does it so slow,


Seems he does really know,


How much of a pain it is for his daddy to stand in the blowing snow…


 


On the way back home after his walk,


He does nothing more than to daddy talk,


Growling and grousing about being left alone all day,


Bitching and moaning about wanting to ride with me and play…


 


Gabbing my hands, trying  to drag me down,


Wanting me to fall down in the snow,


So he can get me all wet, that being his plans,


He loves to play with daddy in the snow,


Biting my shoes, he does not care if my shoes cost too much dough…


          © ed ~ 3/3/05


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 Reviews of "Blizzard Dog"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Kool write Ed
we had 2 dogs for 5 years
before Our first son was born
we know all too well that they really think
they are kids .....LOL
coast as much too
Stay warm pal
I am staying cool with a "light bud"
lazily swinging on my hammock

William ......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Ed I just love this. You gotta put these into a crazy dog book.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Cute!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
good one

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Awwwwwwwwww....daddy how can you NOT play???

Thia ia priceless!!

But looks bloody cold to me!!

Keep warm!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Really cute and don't they have a way of relieving stress by rolling around like that. Mine loves to walk on me with his little cold paws. Of course Wanda expects a hole to be dug by daddy for her.


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