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For Sale: Butt Crack
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For Sale: Butt Crack… He thinks that’s where it’s at, Sitting on his crack so fat, Crack does give him courage, To sell his body, never does he get discouraged… Would you buy this body with double extra large sized crack? Piled on above are more layers of cholesterol all in a stack, His heart and its arteries are under constant attack, From this drug he does sit on and take up his crack… He shows it off for all to see, As if anyone did want to beyond me, Yes he does sell it on the corner for a fee, The bigger the crack, the more he gets of money, you see… © ed ~ 3/7/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Sigh... If he's kind and caring, sweet and hilarious, AND, if he knows all the words to Country Joe and the Fish songs, I'll take him... crack and all! hahahahaha hehehehehehe hahahahahaha Yikes!

You dropped me where I sat, Mr. M... roll out the barrel, me darlin'... (giggle) katy xox

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Ed,

HEY! Karen stole my line!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hysterical...reminds me of my brother???? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

that is when you say "say no to crack"! too funny, ed; thanks for the grins today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

This guy looks very familiar. Hmm. And how are the sale of those books going, my friend??!!! Romance Novels, hey??!!!! HO HO!

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Too funny!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Oh boy say no more!!

You cracked me Up!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Annette Hansen

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

I must say this really made me laugh.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on March 7, 2005

LOLOL, well somewhere to park the bike I guess...

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