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dnolB
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dnolB… I was born blond, I will die gray, But for the time here I get to stay, At least then I can get to play… Suffice to say they cannot be all that bad, Blonds have more fun it is said, would make me glad, Intelligence is not learned, can’t hurt to be a grad, They should however learn to not wear plaid… With this picture I do rest my case, Surely if they could I would be sprayed with mace, No way from a blond will I ever get an embrace, So many men though seem to for a blond chase, Sorry but I cannot join that particular race… © ed ~ 3/8/05

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Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

seeing is believing
loved that picture
self explanatory

William ..... Peace Brother

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

...very well, Edward. I, a ravishing, fascinating blond, will not hug you tight and giggle at your lovely self. (wanna rethink that last part up there?) LOL... LOL.

You're a hoot... a pip... a rascal... and you make me laugh out loud, which frightens the neighbors. (snicker) love and peace (as you would say) katy xox (are you up to something? LOL email me... )

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Ed,

You are funny--and so is this write--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Okay Tinka I did not know that one as I heard this said about my GMC van. Got A Mechanic Coming? That could be taken two ways.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Hehehehehe...do you know what BMW stands for?

Blond
Male
Wagon!!

Always Upside Down!!

Love Tinks

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Ed, I know it's hard to believe but that might be Agent James Blond's car - he's undercover, so he cleverly placed his license plate undside down - SHHH!

PS That is also a wonderful looking Ford Explorer in that picture. In fact, I think that's me - SHHH!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

i was blonde at birth, but as i got older, my hair has darkened considerably. i am now a true brunette! cute write and pic; too funny! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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