Class Action Suit…

Now we can’t call our dogs mutts,

They are taking it to court and such,

They got themselves a lawyer that costs too much,

Thinking with those puppy dog eyes, the judge will give them the soft touch…

Rufuz did start this trend,

He won’t even with me bend,

I wonder who did give him the lawyer money, or lend,

He says it is just how it is, Dad, I am not trying to you offend…

First our children do call youth services,

Then the parents are up in arms over all issues,

Now our canines are getting in on the act,

The only way to treat them now is with a great deal of tact…

We can only hope this trend does stop with dogs,

For with all the animals out there this could become worldwide,

I mean that even the domesticated cat, or the hog, or the frog,

Could all desire equal justice, if it were to actually occur,

Then I would have to, I guess, just find a place to hunker down and hide…

          © ® ~ ed 3/16/05