Buicks are for OLD people…

Fedora hats and white hair,

All that can be seen in the drivers seat,

Are they able to see between the wheel and dash?

That’s all they need to avoid a crash…J

They do drive their Buicks at slow speed,

Better to get a ticket for going too slow,

Than to race around, the speed limit to exceed,

Hell, in a boat, I go faster when I do row…J

They never seem to look in their mirrors,

Why worry what’s behind, just what’s up front,

Some I have seen with a cigar in their mouth, a blunt,

Others do hold the wheel with all their strength,

Putting on the brake pedal with a audible grunt…J

Guess I will be there all too soon,

But I got to say, no Buicks for me, but maybe you,

Maybe by then the old drivers will have a clue,

If not I will be there to rush them on to their inevitable end,

Therein I will have to say that that end is quite long overdue… L

          © ® ed ~ 3/17/05