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Gas Chamber
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gas Chamber…

 

Given the gas chamber,

This taker of the few,

Done so in Mexico,

Where beans are part of the local brew…

 

Powerful farts are on the menu,

He is being gassed at this particular venue,

For what he did to that of a certain ingénue,

He will take some time to die,

Bean farts will be the way to the heavens he will fly…

 

His last wish a cigarette,

And to listen to a cassette,

Of the famous Carol Burnett,

Don’t ask me why,

His tastes bad right up to the day he is to die,

His execution scheduled for the hottest time of the year, late July…

          © ed ~ 3/17/05
 


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 Reviews of "Gas Chamber"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 18, 2005
Yikes! And I was thinking about retiring to Mexico, and living the good life - I guess I better head north instead - this sounds like a truly horrific way to die.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 18, 2005
Oh shit another stinky....I guess I can smell this one from a loooong distance!!

My hubby did this to me a few nights ago....dear Lord he died twice in one night ...he smelled so bad!!

Hpours after he left for work the smell was still hanging i the air!!

Not even airfreshner could do the trick~!!

Love SSStinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on March 17, 2005
LOL Ed, this is funny...if you liked this write Ed, you would love the MPEG that my boss emailed me at work today...it was really a gas..wish you could see it....still laughing at it.

Allen

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 17, 2005
fart now or forever hold your peace
kool write ED

William ......Peace Brother


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