Green Doggy Poop (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Green Doggy Poop
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Thanks to Ed Kostro for the inspiration and read his most recent posting to see where this inspiration came from, "Nasty Green Blues"...ed

Green Doggy Poop… Kostro’s neighbor did commission me to write, A scathingly disgusting comment will herein be brought to light, His two dogs did poop all over his lawn last night, It may be good fertilizer, but it stinks like a loathly blight… They did not poop in their own yard, As their dad does his yard guard, Aims them for the neighbors property, For from their own yard they are barred, Their daddy being a very special but inconsiderate bard… So if two dogs do come to your home and poop green, Please don’t treat them too very mean, It is not their fault, as they are doing their dads bidding, Keeping clean their own scene, Maybe I should have printed this in aquamarine…? © ed ~ 3/18/05

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on March 25, 2005

Maybe it's what the dogs are eating that makes their poop so toxic!!!! My dad's neighbor has a little boxer named 'Carl' and swears that she lets Carl eat at the dump...every time Dad hits Carl's poop with the riding mower, he says he's in need of a gas mask! ha ha! Cute write Sir Ed!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 18, 2005

One Ed plus one Ed is a double-EDged sword. Could be trouble... ...or lots of fun. Thanks for this. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

It's his 7 large whiskies last night..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

hehehehehe...Oh Boy I guess that poop stinks like Whiskey huh??

Those green whiskey on the rock heaps in my yard did puzzle me a wee bit!!

Love SSStinky

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

hee hee! LOL too funny! laffin' too hard to comment

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sue Hess

i saw this title and thought only ed would write this today...you two are incorrigible

Reviewed by Dale Clark

LOL two Eds are better than one

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

HO HO! You gave me just the laugh I was needin this morning, my friend! But there's more to this epic green story than meets the eye - or the nose. Some of my dog hating neighbors had tried to get dogs banned around here - said they barked too much and messed up all their perfectly manicured lawns - and my pooches are pretty damn smart - they always head straight for the dog haters' houses!