Wat to Rite…

Now wat was it I was goin’ to rite?

Was it bout pronunciation and spellin’?

Or was I gonna show youse all how bad I was despite…

Youse knows I can rite purty nice,

I sure has done so at leest more than twice,

My desire herein is to show you I can rite with spice…

I dun rit this just fer youse,

To learn you the language & how to it abuse,

I hope youse won’t mind this change in my muse…

I knows how to speel certain words,

I am reely good at rittin’ bout turds,

That you already knows, my rittin’ is for the burds…

If’n youse need a translator,

Youse will have to wait for later,

As I burned out my brane, bein this poems creator…

          © ed ~ 3/20/05