The Easter bunny & Santa Clause do conspire against me (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

The Easter bunny & Santa Clause do conspire against me
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The Easter bunny & Santa Clause do conspire against me… That damn little bunny, He must have talked to Santa on his vacation so sunny, They both agreed that while I may be a bit funny, I should not get a visit from either of them, The least they could do is leave me some money… Rufuz does get his basket, And at Christmas he gets a gift or two, Santa does slide down our sewer exhaust pipe, But the bunny just bangs his drum till I come to the door, Handing me what he did bring for Rufuz from the store… Jealous is what I am, that’s right, Don’t you think I deserve to be so, at least for tonight? Everybody gets something on these holidays, All I seem to get is an infection of the crotch, Oh what the hell, I will just sit here and drink my water and scotch… © ® ~ ed 3/16/05

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on March 26, 2005

Katy give some good advice........buying for self can lift the holiday blues. No wonder you did a poem about a bunny being hit! :-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Hmmmm... try baking soda... DON'T DRINK IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE... (on your Ahem... crotch... there, I said it!)

Don't worry if you haven't gotten gifts, Eddie M... when all else fails, buy yourself one! That's what I do! (smile)... think I'm kidding? Me? Never! Take care... katy xox

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Well pardner, tell ya' what...
i'll send ya' a basket of eggs from TX (course they'll be rotten by the time ya' get 'em, but hey...those eggs i did lay); ans at Xmas i'll send ya' the chicken (yeah she'll be dead too), but ya' got your presents right? right?

this write was outta' sight, loved it.
TX

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Ed your humor has no boundaries, picking on Santa and the bunny, sure is funny, makes my eyes runny. Watch that scotch, i might make you snatch your couch G

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Awwwwww nevermind you are NOT alone Honey!!

That bloody bunny ran so fast whaen he saw the tear on my bloody lip...he said now ways will I share a tear with a freaking sappylip girly!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 25, 2005

nothing like a sanity clause poem that bugs me more ;)

seriously, i'll drink to that ...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

hahahaha knew by the title it would be a doozy;-)
Glad Rufuz is taken care of. But Ed you have to believe
in order to get something in return. Evidently Rufuz
has more smarts than you?;-)Happy Rabbit day;-)

etw

Reviewed by Pier Tyler

Awwww! don't feel bad, there are a few other holidays that might make up the difference. This is another funny fantastic write.