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I've Lost my Mind...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Reward for finding it...
Not much though as it is so small...


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I’ve Lost my Mind…


 


If found please send it back,


Doubt you will though notice,


It is about the size of a tack,


Please forward it to me care of my shack…


 


Not sure how much is left,


Doubt it will have much heft,


If you would be so kind to mail it,


I would be most happy to accept it C.O.D.,


Would not want you to think I was a proponent of theft…J


 


It could be anywhere in the world,


Not that I have been anywhere,


But with a tornado it may have gotten twirled,


Or being its size is about that of, again, a tack,


Who knows how far it could have been thrown, yes hurled…


 


Again, I must say I appreciate your, herein, help,


I have while looking for it till I was blue in the face did yelp,


While on the beach I have even picked up and searched under kelp,


I know Rufuz didn’t take it and bury it, as I checked his spots,


The most I did find was where he did do his duty using the pot…J


        © ed ~ 3/29/05


 


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed on March 29, 2005
hope you find your mind...not good to lose it that way...cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

i lose my mind sometimes, and not because of drugs..i lose it because i am getting older! am having some senior moments! LOL

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Hahaha! My mind goes missing at times and I didn't do drugs. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
. . . and it will come back, wagging its tail behind it . . .

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Always a fun write from you. A guaranteed smile each day.
Thank you Ed!

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
well, Ed, that might not have been Rufus' "poo-poo" afterall, always thought you were a s**thead maybe that "poo" would do 4 you.

nice write tho. made me grin.
TX

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Oh Shit I thought I was the only one....but happy to see you

and Randy Andy are with me on this Mind looooooosing thingy!!

Love Tinka The Evil One ;(

Reviewed on March 29, 2005
A delightful read. Flows well and rhymes.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Ed,

Fun read. I have so little of my mind to lose I hope it doesn't all go at once. (lol) It's not catchy, I HOPE!

Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Great poem, I needed the laugh
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
You've lost yours too. There's a lot of it around.

Just ask Ed k.. Though use simple words for the old boy..He did just have some of his brain removed after all...


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